Renee: I highly recommend doing it in the bathroom.
Posts Tagged ‘Renee’
Renee: I highly recommend doing it in the bathro...
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010Renee: We played football with baby Jesus.
Saturday, January 9th, 2010Renee: We need to go out! Meet people! Karen: A...
Saturday, November 7th, 2009Renee: We need to go out! Meet people!
Karen: At bars?
Renee: No, we’re going to the zoo!
Renee: I want to know how big a brass man beats....
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Renee: I want to know how big a brass man beats.
Renee: I have so many flippin’ leis.
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Renee: I have so many flippin’ leis.
Renee: I hate fucking slow people.
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009Renee: I hate fucking slow people.
Renee: I need to fuck because I’m getting ...
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009Renee: I need to fuck because I’m getting gas.
Renee “Did that just come out of your ass?...
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009Renee
“Did that just come out of your ass? Can I see it? ”
“I can’t… fuck. ”
“Oh man, that fuck sucks.”
“I’m not allowed to talk online anymore, because that’s how you get pregnant.”
“Phantom of the Opera? Oh, I hear that’s good. My other family saw it.”
“Yes! Yow! Go! Blue!”
“I remember the frosted cock.”
“How does a piss-horse race?”
“Let’s listen to the soundtrack of ’13 Going on 80!’”
“How do you spell ‘frog’?”
“I told you it was Saturday Tuesday ago.”
“My cookies don’t work.”
“I wanna be eleven.”
“Well, it’s hard to be nice to people when they’re dumb.”
“I’m cold, but when I get home, I’ll jump in a hot shower and then jump on Sex in the City.”
“I love my toilet.”
“My grandma thinks my ass is too big, and she cried.”
“You said, ‘Ah!’ like a monkey.”
“I love zippers.”
“Holy crap! I was sticking it in the wrong hole!”
Renee: …and that’s where we bought o...
Monday, October 19th, 2009Renee: …and that’s where we bought our dog.
Karen: At the pancake breakfast?
Renee: My dad isn’t Catholic, and he still...
Monday, October 19th, 2009Renee: My dad isn’t Catholic, and he still comes to church with us.
Michelle: But he’s married to you!