Kari A
“I know who they are, and they’re after me!”
“My brain is being discriminated against. I wonder if there’s a scholarship for that…”
“One hundred and ninety-twelve.”
“I guess elephants say ‘I got some trunk today’”
“I can smell me from upstairs.”
“I like the rubber bottom. It lasts longer.”
“[That sounds so] incesty-like.”
“Is today Wednesday? Screw! Oh, no that’s tomorrow.”
“Those [apartments] were the ones where they threw water balloons from me!”
“If you were a squirrel, what would you think?”
“The component cost of death.”