kabby.net quotes

Karen: What good is having a little green man if he can’t hold down a job?

Karen: There’s no gay porn setting no my camera.

Karen: Again with this penis…

Karen

“Madonna + Jewel = Erotic Hands?”
“I DO NOT MU!”
“Dude, stop rubbing the monkey!”
“That’s not fair… ‘because you’re Josh’ can excuse you from everything!”
“Dude, don’t make out with my dog!”
“Why aren’t we handicapped?!?!”
“…Because then you’d start calling it a pussy-beaver, and that gets bad.”
“Lauren and Alan had Hot Sex© together, and he was done before she was.”
“He doesn’t vibrate! He hops and pulls to the left!”
“That’s really close… that’s like a toin coss!”
“I did not proofread your ass.”
“I didn’t wanna start; he didn’t have his hand on his thing.”
“I wanna fuck an umbrella.” (I really said ‘I want a fucking umbrella,’ but it was misconstrued…)
“If you had mono, you’re in-cage-ous.”
“It’s a monster buzzy punnel.”
(Coming up for a campaign for Morphpaste, the color changing children’s toothpaste) “We could have Morphpeople! And they can live in Morphland!
“My head brings good things”
“I’ve been to many a strange toilet.”
“My cheeks get really warm.”
“Because no one except me has a lot of bone in their ass.”
“Without me, everyone kills themselves.”
“[I'll give you a little credit] only if you stop talking in boobs.”
“Stop flipping my closet, you bastard.”
“That’s not a mermaid; that’s a squirrel.”