Jonathan: The Internet is a series of Kleenex boxes.
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Jonathan: The Internet is a series of Kleenex bo...
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009Karen: Your shoe is pooping. Jonathan: What? Kar...
Saturday, November 7th, 2009Karen: Your shoe is pooping.
Jonathan: What?
Karen: What else would you call it? It’s brown, it’s chunky and it’s coming out of your shoe.
Jonathan: How do you poop?
Jonathan: The only thing I know about fisting is...
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Jonathan: The only thing I know about fisting is…
Jonathan “I was a blender before I met you...
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009Jonathan
“I was a blender before I met you.”
“I have as much against the Easter Bunny as you have against walnuts.”
“I don’t have call waiting; I have an owl.”
“In Maryland, we eat people like that.”
“I’ll be your flying monkey any day.”
“Hey, that kitty looks like a puppy wearing a bunny costume!”
Karen: You like that song? Jonathan: Well, not t...
Monday, October 19th, 2009Karen: You like that song?
Jonathan: Well, not to listen to…