Alex T
“Well, I would leave… if I lived somewhere else.”
“It’s very handy, that crack.”
(Holding her head in her hands) “We’re talking about IOWA!”
“There’s some heroin in the back room but that’s if you have the flu”
“Don’t come in, we’re having gay rabbit sex!”
“Have any of you seen my animal cracker??”
“I like things that say they can suck my ass.”
“I need a seatbelt for the bed.”
“That’s some good suction! Feel it!”
“Sharon smells like Tiger Bong!”