Alex C
“You’re only laughing because it looks like I peed myself.”
“You set my pants on fire!”
“Sometimes wearing pants just feels so restraining.”
“Touch me, Richard [Gere]!”
“It’s not likely that a butt-pillow will be cold.”
“I’d rather deep-fry a book or something.”
“Sadly, now you’ve got me thinking about moderately attractive apes.”