Karen: Your shoe is pooping.
Jonathan: What?
Karen: What else would you call it? It’s brown, it’s chunky and it’s coming out of your shoe.
Jonathan: How do you poop?
Karen: Your shoe is pooping. Jonathan: What? Kar...
November 7th, 2009Renee: We need to go out! Meet people! Karen: A...
November 7th, 2009Renee: We need to go out! Meet people!
Karen: At bars?
Renee: No, we’re going to the zoo!
Karen: There’s no gay porn setting no my c...
October 22nd, 2009Karen: There’s no gay porn setting no my camera.
Nicole: There’s this kidney in Glen Ellyn&...
October 22nd, 2009Nicole: There’s this kidney in Glen Ellyn…
Renee: I want to know how big a brass man beats....
October 22nd, 2009Renee: I want to know how big a brass man beats.
Renee: I have so many flippin’ leis.
October 22nd, 2009Renee: I have so many flippin’ leis.
Jonathan: The only thing I know about fisting is...
October 22nd, 2009Jonathan: The only thing I know about fisting is…
Renee: I hate fucking slow people.
October 20th, 2009Renee: I hate fucking slow people.
Silent Night, Deadly Night [movie]: PUNISH
October 20th, 2009Silent Night, Deadly Night [movie]: PUNISH
Karen: Again with this penis…
October 20th, 2009Karen: Again with this penis…