Karen: Your shoe is pooping.
Jonathan: What?
Karen: What else would you call it? It’s brown, it’s chunky and it’s coming out of your shoe.
Jonathan: How do you poop?
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Karen: Your shoe is pooping. Jonathan: What? Kar...
Saturday, November 7th, 2009Renee: We need to go out! Meet people! Karen: A...
Saturday, November 7th, 2009Renee: We need to go out! Meet people!
Karen: At bars?
Renee: No, we’re going to the zoo!
Kari: Dude, this thing really does have seeds in...
Monday, October 19th, 2009Kari: Dude, this thing really does have seeds in it.
Karen: I think it’s pulp.
Kari: How do you know it’s real? It could be Pulp Fiction!
Karen: You like that song? Jonathan: Well, not t...
Monday, October 19th, 2009Karen: You like that song?
Jonathan: Well, not to listen to…
Renee: …and that’s where we bought o...
Monday, October 19th, 2009Renee: …and that’s where we bought our dog.
Karen: At the pancake breakfast?
Renee: My dad isn’t Catholic, and he still...
Monday, October 19th, 2009Renee: My dad isn’t Catholic, and he still comes to church with us.
Michelle: But he’s married to you!
Arun: Still live with your parents? Karen: (laug...
Monday, October 19th, 2009Arun: Still live with your parents?
Karen: (laughs) You make it sound like a bad thing.
Arun: No, it’s a great thing. I told a girl at work that I live with my parents and she made out with me. Honestly.
Karen: Yes, I trumpet like an elephant during se...
Monday, October 19th, 2009Karen: Yes, I trumpet like an elephant during sex.
Renee: Do you really?!
(While playing Taboo) Matt: If life gives you...
Monday, October 19th, 2009(While playing Taboo)
Matt: If life gives you…
Karen: Peanuts?
Mel: Did you get a haircut? Herman: Yes. Mel: Ho...
Monday, October 19th, 2009Mel: Did you get a haircut?
Herman: Yes.
Mel: How?