Lexi: oh shit, i didnt know it was Jesus! I should give Jesus a better tip.

August 9th, 2010

Lexi: I think I have pickle in my nose.

August 8th, 2010

Lexi: I like boobs; they have their perks.

August 8th, 2010

Amy: I hole a war through these things.

August 8th, 2010

Lexi: This is my fuck you tail.

August 8th, 2010

Amy: Bounce the mouse!

May 15th, 2010

Karen: What good is having a little green man if...

April 20th, 2010

Karen: What good is having a little green man if he can’t hold down a job?

Renee: I highly recommend doing it in the bathro...

January 12th, 2010

Renee: I highly recommend doing it in the bathroom.

Renee: We played football with baby Jesus.

January 9th, 2010

Jonathan: The Internet is a series of Kleenex bo...

December 15th, 2009

Jonathan: The Internet is a series of Kleenex boxes.