Amy: Bounce the mouse!

May 15th, 2010

Karen: What good is having a little green man if...

April 20th, 2010

Karen: What good is having a little green man if he can’t hold down a job?

Renee: I highly recommend doing it in the bathro...

January 12th, 2010

Renee: I highly recommend doing it in the bathroom.

Renee: We played football with baby Jesus.

January 9th, 2010

Jonathan: The Internet is a series of Kleenex bo...

December 15th, 2009

Jonathan: The Internet is a series of Kleenex boxes.

Karen: Your shoe is pooping. Jonathan: What? Kar...

November 7th, 2009

Karen: Your shoe is pooping.
Jonathan: What?
Karen: What else would you call it? It’s brown, it’s chunky and it’s coming out of your shoe.
Jonathan: How do you poop?

Renee: We need to go out! Meet people! Karen: A...

November 7th, 2009

Renee: We need to go out! Meet people!
Karen: At bars?
Renee: No, we’re going to the zoo!

Karen: There’s no gay porn setting no my c...

October 22nd, 2009

Karen: There’s no gay porn setting no my camera.

Nicole: There’s this kidney in Glen Ellyn&...

October 22nd, 2009

Nicole: There’s this kidney in Glen Ellyn…

Renee: I want to know how big a brass man beats....

October 22nd, 2009

Renee: I want to know how big a brass man beats.